Grizzly Bear and Pope Upset By "Heteros Rule"

 A grizzly bear and the current Pope are both reported to be upset by the phrase "Heteros Rule" which was dawbed over posters advertising a Student Pride event on behalf of Stonewall.

Because of this graffiti it seem that the bear will have to continue going to the toilet in the woods and the Pope will have to continue being Catholic.

"We were hoping to get out of it, to tell the truth," added the Pope with an additional rider: "Naturally, I always tell the truth. I'm famous for it, God knows."

"What is a Hetero anyway?" asked the bear.

"Not sure," considered the Pope. "All the people of the human race? The whole animal kingdom? According to us Catholics".

The bear walked away, confused.